At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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