he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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