): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
