my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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