"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I love you.
Bad choice
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