I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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