a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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