Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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