Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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