The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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