He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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