She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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