How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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