have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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