It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
This show inspires me to have sex in space
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Send help, water and tortillas.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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