i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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