I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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