Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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