I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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