Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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