I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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