Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
