Plan B is the new Plan A
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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