He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
