We're like a lot better than the average bears
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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