Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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