Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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