can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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