you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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