We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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