There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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