My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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