what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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