Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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