it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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