that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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