Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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