we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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