We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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