what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"