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(631): View more from New York

guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple

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whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?

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(631): guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple (1-631): whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread? http://tfl.nu/vnh0

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(334): View more from Alabama

after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'

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(334): after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in' http://tfl.nu/hpim

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

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(508): There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun? http://tfl.nu/av48

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(815): View more from Illinois

He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?

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(815): He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing? http://tfl.nu/c8yk

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(515): View more from Iowa

I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"

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(515): I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that" http://tfl.nu/9edj

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(419): View more from Ohio

i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face

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(419): i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face http://tfl.nu/rg2e

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(361): View more from Texas

like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan

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(361): like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan http://tfl.nu/pxmf

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(785): View more from Kansas

She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...

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(785): She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before... http://tfl.nu/n0in

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(443): View more from Maryland

Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?

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A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.

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(443): Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever? (1-443): A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month. http://tfl.nu/w6z0

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(208): View more from Idaho

I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."

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Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.

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......... Poor kitty

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(208): I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl." (1-208): Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating. (208): ......... Poor kitty http://tfl.nu/dw0s

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(479): View more from Arkansas

The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.

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(479): The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now. http://tfl.nu/1qaa

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(909): View more from California

We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.

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(909): We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic. http://tfl.nu/24xb

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea

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(920): He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea http://tfl.nu/pad4

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(916): View more from California

I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...

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(916): I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed... http://tfl.nu/imcz

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Sooooo, no second date?

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(860): He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store. (508): Sooooo, no second date? http://tfl.nu/ghyh

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