Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(952): View more from Minnesota

i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...

Fav 11 3847 900
share tweet
(813): View more from Florida

i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.

(212): View more from New York

i hate you

Fav 20 5051 1437
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(863): View more from Florida

I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy

Fav 10 3892 808
share tweet
(760): View more from California

I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night

Fav 14 4246 855
share tweet
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
Read it at the TFLN blog
(+61): View more from Australia

She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.

Fav 15 6281 1337
share tweet
(719): View more from Colorado

I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.

Fav 6 1747 879
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(818): View more from California

I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...

Fav 3 2416 1164
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(785): View more from Kansas

I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.

Fav 2 426 238
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(879): View more from

So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you

Fav 0 167 105
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT