My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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