no, he came in my armpit
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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