I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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