So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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