he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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