Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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