Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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