I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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