What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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