Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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