Can i not drive my cunt home
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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