Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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