Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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