he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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